Look, I find the electronic highway signs Maryland has all over the place announcing a “TERROR TIPS?” phone number rather silly — drivers around here are far too busy driving erratically to bother — but I can’t help but think that letters to the governor and Department of Transportation complaining about them would be more effective if they didn’t contain incendiary devices. (Wait, is that in itself considered a TERROR TIP? Where’s my phone….)

2 Responses

  1. Does terror tip? Do they reward good service?

  2. Terror, being an abstract concept, is incapable of tipping. That’s why people don’t like terror: they know nothing good will come of it.

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