Comments on: Hey Now, You’re The Juror http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/ After all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:31:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: E Procter http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1165 E Procter Wed, 11 Apr 2007 19:58:25 +0000 http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1165 I like to think so... I like to think so…

]]> By: Paul Kuliniewicz http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1164 Paul Kuliniewicz Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:34:22 +0000 http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1164 Jamie for the win! I'll admit I tried, but I couldn't come up with anything besides the closing couplet "You decide someone's fate / After sitting down to deliberate." Procter: Is Judge Joe Brown Mr. T? Jamie for the win! I’ll admit I tried, but I couldn’t come up with anything besides the closing couplet “You decide someone’s fate / After sitting down to deliberate.”

Procter: Is Judge Joe Brown Mr. T?

]]> By: E Procter http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1163 E Procter Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:48:39 +0000 http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1163 <i>...the judge asks them series of questions to weed out anyone who might be biased or somehow have an interest in the case. These could include anything from knowing one of the parties, to having been in some similar case yourself, or whatever else the lawyers might have dreamed up to screen based on.</i> Would my affinity to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Joe_Brown">Judge Joe "I Pity the Fool" Brown</a> disqualify me? …the judge asks them series of questions to weed out anyone who might be biased or somehow have an interest in the case. These could include anything from knowing one of the parties, to having been in some similar case yourself, or whatever else the lawyers might have dreamed up to screen based on.

Would my affinity to Judge Joe “I Pity the Fool” Brown disqualify me?

]]> By: Jamie http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1162 Jamie Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:32:12 +0000 http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1162 Well Paul I'm sure you could come up with something like this pretty fast. What with your super-amazing ability to ration words, letters, and/or syllables. I just thought I would take the time so that your wouldn't have to. You're the Bursar (Secret 4th Verse): Somebody once mailed me as to who my memory fails me they told me I've a duty to do So I headed to the courthouse it's real crazy and tort-doused Someone else just had to sue Well, judge starts talkin' and he won't stop talkin' we're all just about sick of his squakin' but he wants to make sure the the jury doesn't come to the wrong verdict in a hurry All twelve of us have to agree So that there is unanimity That way the convicted knows, to kill everyone, including Joe. Hey now! You're the Juror Weigh the evidence decide fates! Hey now! You're the Juror Weigh the evidence decide fates! The pay won't cover your meals, but you'll get millions with your seven book deals. but, none of this will matter, I feel! when you're in the river, sleeping with the eels! Well Paul I’m sure you could come up with something like this pretty fast. What with your super-amazing ability to ration words, letters, and/or syllables. I just thought I would take the time so that your wouldn’t have to.

You’re the Bursar (Secret 4th Verse):

Somebody once mailed me
as to who my memory fails me
they told me I’ve a duty to do
So I headed to the courthouse
it’s real crazy and tort-doused
Someone else just had to sue

Well, judge starts talkin’ and he won’t stop talkin’
we’re all just about sick of his squakin’
but he wants to make sure the the jury
doesn’t come to the wrong verdict in a hurry

All twelve of us have to agree
So that there is unanimity
That way the convicted knows,
to kill everyone, including Joe.

Hey now! You’re the Juror
Weigh the evidence
decide fates!
Hey now! You’re the Juror
Weigh the evidence
decide fates!

The pay won’t cover your meals,
but you’ll get millions with your seven book deals.

but, none of this will matter, I feel!
when you’re in the river, sleeping with the eels!

]]> By: fluffy http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1161 fluffy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:35:47 +0000 http://www.kuliniewicz.org/blog/archives/2007/04/09/hey-now-youre-the-juror/#comment-1161 I have never been called for jury duty. Now that I have said that I presume I will be served with it tomorrow. I have never been called for jury duty.

Now that I have said that I presume I will be served with it tomorrow.

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