Car Rentals Suck

I always figured I was a pretty good driver, what with not having been involved in any accidents or getting any tickets ever since I started driving seven or so years ago. But apparently I’ve been lying to myself all this time. Or at least, that’s what every single car rental company tells me, since each of them assures me that skilled drivers under 25 don’t exist, and sees fit to penalize me $15/day, or $25/day, or get lost for the privilege of doing business with them.

It turns out that the main factor in deciding whom to rent from is how badly each one wants to screw me over for not having reached that magical cronological threshold.