Quote of the Week #26

is_computer_on()
Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn’t on, the value returned by this function is undefined.
is_computer_on_fire()
Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. If the computer isn’t on fire, the function returns some other value.

– BeOS Documentation (The Be Book: The Kernel Kit)

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